Random Facts about Me

I have a couple hours to kill and since I'll do anything to avoid doing laundry, I figured I'd blog some worthless information. Here are some random useless facts about me-

1. I am not a true ninja, as I have never formally been trained by a ninjitsu master and I am only self taught by looking at the pictures on the backs of karate movie cases.
2. I did not pass my last color blindness test.
3. I once went blind for three days because of a migraine.
4. I've been arrested...recently.
5. I like stabby cutty weapons and throw knives and shoot my blowgun in my spare time, which has nothing to do with my arrest record.
6. My most prized possession is my grandmother's wedding band, which I wear on my middle finger on my right hand almost always (just not to bed).
7. I like my coffee hot enough to melt my face off.
8. My family is full of musicians. I, myself, have played flute and bass guitar.
9. I've never broken a bone or even had chicken pox.
10. I grocery shop with my headphones on to avoid having to talk to people.
11. I often pretend I can't speak English in another attempt to avoid talking to people.
12. I repel fire.
13. I could probably eat hummus every day.
14. I exaggerate like, a million times more than anyone else on the planet.
15. I use, perfect: punctuation?
16. I could absolutely without a doubt be an assassin for a living.
17. The only creature that gives me the heebie jeebies is a centipede and I once beat my fake eyelashes to death thinking there was a centipede on my bathroom counter.
18. I scared myself with my own hand once.
19. I can run in high heels.
20. I sneeze like an old man but I sound like a mouse when I hiccup.