I went running yesterday and on my last lap around the block, saw a kitty sitting in the road. Actually, he was laying down like he was gonna take a nap. In the distance I could see headlights and was afraid kitty wouldn't move in time so I did what anybody would do; I started singing kitty opera to coax him over. In case you're strictly a dog person and are uneducated in the art of kitty opera, it goes like this, "kitty! kitty! KIIIttyyyYYY! kitty kitty kitty! KIIITTTYYYY! kkkIIIITTTTTTYYYYYYYY!!!"
After my performance, kitty came over to tell me good job making a fool of myself when the car went zooming past. Kitty, in total appreciation for luring him off the warm road of death with my feline crooning, allowed me to pet him approximately 1 and a half times. It was then agreed upon by the two of us that, at which time I deem fit, kitty would join my new worm friends to create an army of unstoppable minions with which I will use to conquer the world! Muhahahahaha!!!! *lightning flashes followed by loud crash of thunder* MUHAHAHAHAA!!!
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